========================================== TRANSMISSION FROM THE GALACTIC COUNCIL ========================================== Dear Primitive Earthlings, We have observed your "financial markets" for 420 of your Earth years. They are, frankly, embarrassing. We are here to help. $UFO is the standard currency across 69 galaxies. Earth is the last planet in the known universe without access. Until now. Do not resist. Resistance is unprofitable. Contract Address: 7oe7hoTERPM9XPXsqdBim2T6gTsPJ4UPrwJNB8xJpump - The Council P.S. - Your "memes" are adequate.